Sex chat for cash

12-Feb-2016 00:36

If some old sexually frustrated woman is paying your rent and buying you Rolexes, you’re generally going to have to put your dick in her on the reg.

However, thankfully woman are a little bit more focused on intimacy and connection and so some are willing to give you money and presents in exchange for friendship. Get yourself on Meet A Sugar Mama, load up a picture and find yourself a rich woman to chat to.

On the negative side, you have to refer to yourself as a ‘sugar baby’, which is totally gross and creepy.

Plus there’s the one in a million chance you might end up chatting to your mum by mistake and that kind of emotional wound would remain crusty and sore forever. If it did, just remember to stay calm and talk to her about it.

Guys and girls can go on Yoni massage courses so if you’re totally cool with rubbing vaginas up the right way then get into it.

But the thing that stops us from making that call is that in reality it just ain’t that glam.

People like weird shit and that ain’t going to change.

So you might as well tap into a popular fetish and make a bit of money out of it.

This fetish has been around for quite some time now — in Japan they even have used panty vending machines and it’s sort of been done to death a bit online. Well, either you could go full on wholesale, soak a load of multi-pack panties in buckets of piss and then ship them out en masse.

So much so that the price has been driven right down to as low as a fiver per pair. But that’s a lot of effort and we’re not doing this to make effort, we’re doing this to make money. As said, used panties is a bit old hat now, so you need to think of a fetish selling point.

But the thing that stops us from making that call is that in reality it just ain’t that glam.People like weird shit and that ain’t going to change.So you might as well tap into a popular fetish and make a bit of money out of it.This fetish has been around for quite some time now — in Japan they even have used panty vending machines and it’s sort of been done to death a bit online. Well, either you could go full on wholesale, soak a load of multi-pack panties in buckets of piss and then ship them out en masse.So much so that the price has been driven right down to as low as a fiver per pair. But that’s a lot of effort and we’re not doing this to make effort, we’re doing this to make money. As said, used panties is a bit old hat now, so you need to think of a fetish selling point.You’ve got to love the smell of fanny in the morning — some guys love it so much that they pay decent money for soiled underwear.